06-16-2008
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#1
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Retired
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Guys, take a deep breath before reading this
From wikipedia:
Over masturbation participants experience problems with concentration and memory. This is a dangerous side effect of over masturbation and signals that the brain is being over drained of acetycholine. Over masturbation drains motor neurons and neuro-muscular endings of acetycholine, which is eventually replaced. Over masturbation can lead to absentmindedness, memory loss, lack of concentration, and eye floaters. To fight these symptoms, the chemical levels in your body needs to be balanced.
They say in the article that the maximum recommended is 3 times a week lol
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06-16-2008
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#2
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Still Being Fat w/ a Job
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Try not doing it for a month everyone. Now that is probably one of the biggest challenges anyone of you could face. Tirrex laughs at only 3 times a week, but it is easy.
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James 3:6
"The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell."
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06-16-2008
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#3
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not gay
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i think not going for a week would be challenge enough for me
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-16-2008
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#4
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Bemani Fiend
Main Character:
Auro (talents)
Human Paladin
Alchemy & Enchanting
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I did 6 months once just to prove a point.
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06-16-2008
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#5
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not gay
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that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-16-2008
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#6
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Taciturn
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hmm I dont do it so I dont have to worry
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06-16-2008
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#7
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Recruiter
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I forgot what I was going to type
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06-16-2008
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#8
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XaneAvitar
that u could knock a can off a fence from 30 feet with a cumshot?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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06-16-2008
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#9
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Bemani Fiend
Main Character:
Auro (talents)
Human Paladin
Alchemy & Enchanting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tirrex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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The release was in fact sweet.
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06-16-2008
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#10
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May be Emo.
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LOL
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04:17 PM] Vero: i forgot the whole in the butt thing nothing turns guys on in jail more then software pirates
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06-16-2008
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#11
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Retired
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you could say
the can got owned
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06-16-2008
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#12
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Member
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The "mast fast" gets really hard after about a week
(ba-dum-chhhhhhh)
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistiant one." - Albert Einstien.
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06-16-2008
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#13
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Still Being Fat w/ a Job
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Your body actually has natural ways of releasing the excess of semen. The natural way is call a nocturnal emission. You will not be able to hit a can 30 ft. away no matter how funny that may seem.
Yes, I'm sorry, I don't find too much humor in this topic.
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James 3:6
"The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell."
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06-17-2008
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#14
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Pro GAnker
Main Character:
Cennar (talents)
Night Elf Druid
Leatherworking & Enchanting
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.... so this means you should also only have sex 3 times a week?
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06-17-2008
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#15
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Thank god, I was scheduled for an Alzheimer's disease appointment next week.
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Almma - 80 Holy Priest
** An official Little Lebowski Urban Achiever **
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06-17-2008
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#16
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Still Being Fat w/ a Job
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Well Billy, since I would assume you are not refraining from sex until marriage, yes thats what it means. As for me, one that is waiting for my wife, it would be safe to say that the first couple months of my marriage I would be very absentminded. Then we all know that once you've been married a long time, 3 times a week is something to be proud of.
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James 3:6
"The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell."
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06-17-2008
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#17
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Retired
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I'm sure god wouldnt be mad if you did a "test drive" before signing...
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06-17-2008
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#18
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not gay
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im quite aware of wet dreams, i just prefer not to mess up my shorts and sheets.
no, i know its not possible for a male to do that, but some of the strongest female squirters probably could. their ejaculations shoot out like x10 times stronger than their male counterparts.
food for thought!
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-17-2008
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#19
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Needs a stress ball
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Where did you come across this statistic?
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[01:31 PM] Evo: You cant get raped at a hair salon
[01:31 PM] Vero: thats what you think
[!?] Mattybee: Well, I'm less likely to hear about you fucking some kid in the ass while dressed as a clown or something like that.
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06-17-2008
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#20
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not gay
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it was an approximate guess, ive watched some squirter porn in my time. cyranthia was like old faithful squirting out like a goddamn fire hydrant
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-17-2008
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#21
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not gay
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alright 30 feet might be a stretch, but possibly 10.
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-24-2008
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#22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by XaneAvitar
alright 30 feet might be a stretch, but possibly 10.
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nonono...i once made Grylum squirt 32 feet and 4 inches. funny thing is that he made ME clean up Lyne's sheets, rug, and walls!
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06-24-2008
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#23
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Picks on little children
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wait WHAT !
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06-17-2008
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#24
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Warmonger
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I was under the impression that the phenomenon you are refering to Brian does not exist but in the land of editing and trick photography...
I couldn't find proof to my claim though
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Retired Guild Heartthrob
Like a third kidney, my body rejects the liberal guilt I'm supposed to feel for my clients.
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06-17-2008
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#25
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not gay
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what? lol
youre claiming that female ejaculation is fake?! ive got a video for you lol
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-17-2008
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#26
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Registered Visitor
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I'm waiting Brian...
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06-17-2008
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#27
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Deputy of Azeroth
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it does exist and quite frankly I find it very unnerving
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06-17-2008
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#28
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Retired
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so you're saying girls can bukkake too?
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06-17-2008
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#29
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Friend of the Guild
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I completely affirm the part about female ejaculation, it makes for some wild sex. It would be extremely hard to measure distance since it is very unpredictable.
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06-17-2008
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#30
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Warmonger
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I'm not saying female ejaculation isn't a real phenomeon... I'm talking about the fire house poking out from inbetween her the legs of some girls
Perhaps we need a contest... who can be the master of their domain the longest...
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Retired Guild Heartthrob
Like a third kidney, my body rejects the liberal guilt I'm supposed to feel for my clients.
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06-17-2008
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#31
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Friend of the Guild
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You probably shouldn't believe everything you see on the intarweb, some is false, some is true. And I'm not sure I would call it a phenomenon...you may not be doing it right eh?
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06-18-2008
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#32
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Bemani Fiend
Main Character:
Auro (talents)
Human Paladin
Alchemy & Enchanting
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We aren't talking about girls who make the sheets wet afterwards; those are definitely real. We're talking about the girls who can apparently fuel a slip and slide for a few hours. I honestly refuse to believe there is a water park housed inside any woman's vagina.
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06-18-2008
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#34
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Retired
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First!
of the second page!
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06-18-2008
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#35
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Friend of the Guild
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I cant believe this discussion is happening.
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06-18-2008
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#36
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Needs a stress ball
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You expect anything less from us?
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[01:31 PM] Evo: You cant get raped at a hair salon
[01:31 PM] Vero: thats what you think
[!?] Mattybee: Well, I'm less likely to hear about you fucking some kid in the ass while dressed as a clown or something like that.
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06-18-2008
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#37
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontor(Kyle)
I cant believe this discussion is happening.
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It isnt. Its all in your dirty mind.
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06-18-2008
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#38
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not gay
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its kind of uncommon, since many women dont have ejaulating orgasms, and thats mainly because not many guys stimulate the gspot. That either takes deep fingering, extreme sensitivity, toys, or having a 12incher.
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-The Godfather of the Brotherhood.
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06-20-2008
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#39
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Member
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Brian. You silly.
Everyone knows that the g-spot is like 1.5 - 2 inches inside...
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06-20-2008
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#40
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Deputy of Azeroth
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a 12 incher would be good for stimulating their rib cage
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